Ark
Movie: Ark (2004)
Watched with: Angelo, John, Nikki
Ugh.
This is the first movie we've rented this summer that I truly regret watching.
This was a big pile of quasi-anime CG scifi crap with pretty much no redeeming elements. At one point I thought, "Well, maybe I would dig this if I were like 10", but I think even as a kid I would have found this vaguely unsatisfying without quite knowing why.
The plot isn't even worth talking about.
It was an artless, dull, too-long-at-80-minutes utter waste of time.
SIDE NOTE: The shittiness is especially surprising when you see all the other great films the distributor has to offer.
Watched with: Angelo, John, Nikki
Ugh.
This is the first movie we've rented this summer that I truly regret watching.
This was a big pile of quasi-anime CG scifi crap with pretty much no redeeming elements. At one point I thought, "Well, maybe I would dig this if I were like 10", but I think even as a kid I would have found this vaguely unsatisfying without quite knowing why.
The plot isn't even worth talking about.
It was an artless, dull, too-long-at-80-minutes utter waste of time.
SIDE NOTE: The shittiness is especially surprising when you see all the other great films the distributor has to offer.
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